orphanblaque:

when singing a duet by oneself, it is the parts one chooses to sing when differing lyrics are overlapping that show us who we really are

(Source: vastrajennyandstrax, via supersuburbchix)

(Source: garynguyen, via asdfghjkljessi)

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck, via yesqueenc)

nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

(via fairytrainer)

pleatedjeans:

via
[Straight White Boy Problem #439]

straightwhiteboyproblems:

why do other dudes rep snapbacks from places across the country? my friend has a Yankees snapback and i asked him if he was from New York and he said no. i asked him if he even liked the yankees and he said no. i was like ‘dude why you wearin that snapback then?’ and he was like ‘its all good man’ so i still dont know

(via naziterrorist)

I dont get why people care about that Type A and ESTJ stuff like okay but do you like Game of Thrones?

[psssssssst]
  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a nb person who has a crush on you
  • * = just delete your tumblr already
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • + = i hate you.
  • % = You’re ugly
  • <3 = I want to fuck you
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

(Source: withoutmeyouwouldbenothing, via sssspiderman)

solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

This the rawest scooby doo villain and you can’t tell me a damn thing

what about the nazi bird that shot a girl to death?

what the fuck?



WHAT THE FUCK????

solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

This the rawest scooby doo villain and you can’t tell me a damn thing

what about the nazi bird that shot a girl to death?

what the fuck?

WHAT THE FUCK????

(via westbor0baptistchurch)